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This is a tale of a young boy named Brunie. There once was a 12 year old boy named Brunie. Brunie always considered himself mature for his age and always tried to act this way. He would often masturbate and drink alcohol. One day, Brunie was alone in his room, masturbating of course. He was moaning very loud as he was about to reach his steamy climax. All of the sudden, his 15 year old brother Tommy walked into his room. Ahh Fuck! Brunie screamed as he reached for his blanket to cover himself up. Tommy looked away, secretly trying to...

Jim had been pacing for an hour now, after destroying their invasion fleet, they'd set out after the only remaining ship of the Krang fleet. Mary and Amber had watched him almost the whole time Jim if you don't sit I am going to knock the shit out of you, I can't take much more of your pacing, Mary almost snarled. Jim quickly sat in the command chair trying not to look at Mary, sorry Mary I hate this waiting, I have nothing on tap to do nothing to work on, you know I hate being idle. I realise that Jim...